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— frenchkiller wrotemans wanna to be in paradise but the god say "for going in paradise u doing try to be not in erection versus the girls" the mans say"ok god" the girls are coming and god have tie up a bell on the penis of the mans one after one that do "diling diling" the last man who have win can go in paradise and god make a calin and kiss to the man and we hear "diling diling" :fotfl:
OMG he is gay lol
sorry if u don't understand this lol it's very difficult
When you say "ding a ling" you mean: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8[/youtube]
a man was dreaming that he was in the desert running fast with a huge bag of gold and he kept running and then he noticed that the gold is falling down through a hole in the bag so he put his finger in the hole so no more gold can pass through it then he woke up and found his finger in his asshole L0L
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all
the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S. H. I. T.
seriously will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
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If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
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